The Royal Wedding 2018 tea drinking game

Harry and Meghan - we're brewing just for you.
Harry and Meghan - we're brewing just for you.

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Are you looking to make watching The Royal Wedding just that touch more exciting?

Are the guests, the glamour, the romance just not quite enough for you?

Do you need a thrill, something competitive between you and your fellow watchers?

Well, pop the kettle on, grab the biscuit, and settle in for our tea drinking game.

We’ve devised a point-scoring system to help you imbibe your favourite brew, and make sure you’re hydrated throughout the marathon event.

Pass the milk, and enjoy.

Take a sip when…

A celebrity is shown on the coverage

Commentators mention Meghan’s dad

You see a corgi

There’s footage of Prince George

When anyone mentions it's like a fairytale (you can start this one with the ads on TV, if you like)

That's five corgis - five sips.

That's five corgis - five sips.

The Queen looks half-asleep

Every time they compare Meghan to Kate

Princess Diana is mentioned

Commentators mention any break in tradition or the fact Meghan's American, drink

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Will and Kate's wedding - that's a sip.

Will and Kate's wedding - that's a sip.

Dunk your biscuit when…

Commentators mention Meghan’s “dysfunctional” family

You spot a crazy hat/dress matching combo

Get those biscuits ready for dunking.

Get those biscuits ready for dunking.

The term "peoples' princess" is used

‘Hollywood’ is used to describe any guest or part of the proceedings: “Hollywood glamour, Hollywood star, Hollywood A-Lister etc”

Meghan’s half-sister’s ankle gets mentioned

Anyone cries – including anyone in your lounge room

Commentators mention Prince Phillip’s health

There’s a gratuitous shot of Pippa Middleton’s derriere from Will and Kate’s wedding

This is Prince Phillip, just in case you needed a reminder.

This is Prince Phillip, just in case you needed a reminder.

Finish your tea if…

Someone from Meghan’s family gatecrashes

A horse falls over in the parade

There’s the first kiss on the balcony

Phillip falls asleep

When it’s finally over